As the 16-bit era faded, so too did my interest in the puzzle genre. By that point the steady flow of mediocre puzzlers had all but killed what little interest I had in the genre. Besides, I had access to Tetris and Dr. Mario. What other puzzlers would I ever need? Although I had washed my hands of the genre, it had never forgotten me. I could sense it watching me, waiting for the perfect opportunity to force itself back into my gaming diet. It wasn't until I downloaded Steam that the genre discovered a chink in my armor and exploited it with a vicious fervor. It must have known any time I download a title, especially in a bundle during Steam's ludicrous sales, that I always feel obligated to play it.
[Disclaimer: Dramatization]
"Oh! Random Indie Game That Probably Sucks #865 is on sale, dirt cheap! I simply must add that to my backlog, where it will sit untouched for a couple years."
Your cart...
Indie Bundle Pack Selection L: $6.99.
"Uh, no. I want RIGTPS #865. I don't need any of that other crap. Go back."
Thank you for your purchase!
"Argh! What did you just sell me? Chains? Is that a BDSM game? Maybe I can remove it if I right click on it and..."
Chains -INSTALLING
Chains 10% at 1.8 MB/S
"You son of a..."
So I delved into Chains and its connect-three-or-more-like-colors-to-make-them-disappear setup, expecting wholeheartedly to dismiss the game as another ho-hum puzzler that should have stayed on the SS NES as the ship sank. I looked forward to spitting on this game's doubtlessly predictable main menu, likely consisting of Arcade Mode, VS. Mode, and a Challenge Mode. I also relished how I would use this title to bolster my cynicism towards its genre, and how it'll never be superior to Tetris.
Then I beheld the main menu and ate my words.
Community review by JoeTheDestroyer (February 08, 2013)
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