Cosmic Star Heroine (Switch) review"If I were to make an Indie game, I'm naming it Adjective Noun Person" |
There are a surprisingly large amount of Kemco RPG reviews on this site. My understanding is that these are made to cash in on your nostalgia for the classic SNES era of RPGs, with Chrono Trigger and FF6 and the like. But instead, they just feel soulless and devoid of meaning. In contrast, Cosmic Star Heroine is... tying into SNES RPG nostalgia (there's even a section that's a blatant copy of the start of Chrono Trigger), but made with love and heart and soul. And yet, maybe it too is also slightly devoid of meaning.
For starters, if you play RPGs for the deep and engaging stories or characters, you're bound to be out of luck. You start out as an agent for the official government peacekeeping agency investigating the mysterious terrorist organization, and (let's be honest) it's not a spoiler to tell you that you'll be switching sides soon enough. Of course the government agents are evil, will you even be remotely surprised at that? The game jumps from one sci-fi cliche to the next, filled with over the top dialogue and scenes that lacks any sort of subtlety whatsoever. You'll find your characters are no better. The hero, Alyssa, is a blank slate. Chahn is her chirpy friend, Lauren is optimistic, Dave is a nerd, and Orson is the film noir private eye who's in the wrong genre. They are all one note beings, barely evolving from the first time you meet them. Frankly, if plot and characterization are the reasons you have for playing an RPG, you're bound to wind up disappointed here.
On the flip side, it also means it doesn't overstay it's welcome. With barely any transition from one chapter to the next, you don't have to wade through mountains of dialogue just to get back to dungeon crawling. With all characters being one-dimensional, they aren't endlessly blabbing at you. Just some quick dialogue to set the scene, and you're good to go. After all, short and dull is infinitely better than long and dull, so I actually have no problems with the plot. You got the sci-fi, alien-filled atmosphere, you got the SNES-style "cut scenes" consisting of a single animated picture, and you got colorful settings.
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