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Mark of the Ninja review (X360)Reviewed on August 05, 2013Mark of the Ninja is an amazing stealth game featuring a hefty amount of symbolism. |
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DARK review (X360)Reviewed on August 03, 2013I didn't buy DARK for its award-winning narrative, thankfully, but because it's a stealth title. Well, that, and I was curious due to the hate the game was receiving. |
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World review (SMS)Reviewed on July 31, 2013The game was really fun, I loved the look and the sound...and had a blast playing it. However, it ended way too soon and didn't pose much of a challenge...leaving me with a bittersweet memory of what should have been a great game...but ends up just being "pretty good". |
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Bikkuriman World: Gekitou Sei Senshi review (NES)Reviewed on July 29, 2013It showed me that, yes, RPGs can transcend language. Maybe none can as well as your average puzzle game. But BW has lots more fun trying and getting far closer than expected. |
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World review (SMS)Reviewed on July 29, 2013I had a lot of fun playing the game, and was really surprised by the gameplay variety in a platformer made in the mid-80's. Not only does it deliver on the gameplay, it also looked and sounded absolutely astounding. I'd recommend this game to pretty much anybody...it is certainly a game worth playing! |
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Conquest of the Crystal Palace review (NES)Reviewed on July 25, 2013If you happen across Conquest of the Crystal Palace, you’re likely to get your money’s worth, but that’s mostly only because you’re probably not going to pay much to acquire it. |
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X-Men: Destiny review (PS3)Reviewed on July 23, 2013X-Men Destiny seems to be universally despised, and while I mostly agree, fanboys of the X-Men universe may still be entertained. |
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The Witcher review (PC)Reviewed on July 22, 2013This is still Tolkienesque fantasy to the bone. You can throw around made-up words like "vodyanoi" and "Scoia'tael" all you like, but it doesn't change the fact that the elves are slender woodland-dwellers and the dwarves are Scottish beer-drinkers and wow does this all feel familiar. |
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Ninja Commando review (NEO)Reviewed on July 20, 2013You guuyyyyssss, don't ruin my scheme! Get lost! |
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Shin Megami Tensei IV review (3DS)Reviewed on July 20, 2013Shin Megami Tensei IV is in many ways exactly the game I didn’t dare hope it would be, a genuine triumph that belongs in your library if you love the series or even if you just like a challenging and mostly unique JRPG, portable or otherwise. With all of that high praise appropriately heaped, though, I must add that the game is most certainly not without its flaws. |
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Metal Gear review (NES)Reviewed on July 15, 2013If you can go into this game with the knowledge that it’s a flawed version of the original game from the outset, it can be an enjoyable and rewarding experience. |
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Flying Warriors review (NES)Reviewed on July 15, 2013These warriors fly about as well as I do when I put on a cape and jump from the roof. |
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Kid Icarus review (NES)Reviewed on July 15, 2013I’m here to let you in on a little secret: Kid Icarus isn’t actually very good. |
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Final Fantasy III review (SNES)Reviewed on July 11, 2013Oh, the beautiful white text of high damage numbers. |
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Tougi-Ou: King Colossus review (GEN)Reviewed on July 11, 2013You start out as some anonymous kid living with an old guy who seems to hate you, and a younger woman who tries to work as a buffer. She also heals you whenever you visit, so I liked her almost as much as I hated how the game basically shrugs off the old dude's behavior as "tough love". |
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Exed Exes review (NES)Reviewed on July 11, 2013What's this? An unexpectedly kind but ultimately humdrum shooter entirely overpopulated by bees?! |
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Machinarium review (PS3)Reviewed on July 10, 2013Machinarium’s Dr. Suess-esque world, serene music, and thought provoking puzzles make this one of the most rewarding puzzle games I have ever played. |
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Dig Dug review (NES)Reviewed on July 09, 2013The player character of Dig Dug married (and later divorced) the player character of Baraduke/Alien Sector and their son is the main character of Mr. Driller. The Dig Dug mythos is rich enough without even looking at the UGSF craziness. |
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Altered Space: A 3-D Alien Adventure review (GB)Reviewed on July 08, 2013The game dumps you off in a small room, expecting you to travel through several rooms in many different possible paths until you find an elevator or teleporter that takes you to the next level. The game takes an isometric perspective, with developers Software Creations having also created the isometric Solstice for the NES. Problem: the NES was a console that sent visual and audio data to a TV screen, and had colour. The Game Boy had a pea-green screen that was only 2 inches across. |
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Xexyz review (NES)Reviewed on July 08, 2013Other than them, Xexyz is a pretty manageable game with my main stalling point being one particular boss fought fairly late into the game. Horrza looks pretty awesome (the fact that he’s a jet-pack-wearing dragon wielding a pair of guns — one seemingly grafted into its tail — might be the coolest thing imaginable), but he'll utterly slaughter all but the most skilled players with nonstop fire aided by his erratic movements up and down the screen. |
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