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  • Reader Genesis

    Hellfire review

    An enormous, glistening beam of amplified power decimating helpless henchmen after henchmen aptly named “Hellfire” wrecks and ravages all who stands in its way. At this point in your life, nothing can go wrong; you’re obliterating useless…

    Sclem · June 1, 2004

  • Reader Apple II

    Ceiling Zero review

    As I became slowly disenchanted with Space Invaders, I looked to the Apple for new variants. I just wanted to shoot things up, which was good, because many early Apple games offered nothing more. Ceiling Zero(CZ) had lots of shooting and…

    aschultz · June 1, 2004

  • Staff Apple II

    Bug Attack review

    Most everyone is out to get him. The few that aren’t spend their time cowering in the face of insect-shaped aliens that have made the realm their own. These fearsome foes come in one of three shapes: ants, caterpillars and butterflies…

    Jason Venter · May 30, 2004

  • Reader PC

    I'm Gonna Serve You 4 review

    Among fans of English bishoujo titles, Trabulance is a company known for producing less-than-serious fare. Stick some cute girls in cute uniforms, throw them in a novel environment, and let the sexual comedy ensue. At first, or even…

    woodhouse · May 30, 2004

  • Reader PC

    Virgin Roster ~Shukketsubo~ review

    You should hate this game; it glorifies the type of brutality that society shuns. Virgin Roster ~Shukketsubo~ is a game about rape. More accurately, it’s about one man’s damnable quest to control, humiliate, violate, and destroy any…

    woodhouse · May 30, 2004

  • Reader PC

    Tsuki ~Possession~ review

    Despite the fact that only a handful of their games have reached the English speaking market, ZyX has certainly shown they’re not afraid to explore the darker recesses of sexual desire. One of their first translated titles was the…

    woodhouse · May 30, 2004

  • Staff NES

    Sesame Street: 123 review

    None of this is rocket science, and none of it is meant to be. The concern I have is that even the most ‘difficult’ of these can be completed with enough guesses. Completed games don't necessarily mean your kids have learned a single…

    Jason Venter · May 29, 2004

  • Reader Sega CD Review of the Week

    AH-3 Thunderstrike review

    Back when Core was cool, they created a next generation classic. This game's inauspicious debut on the red-headed Sega CD may not have enraptured collective gamerdom, but it caught the eyes of magazine editors and journalists across two…

    lilica · May 28, 2004

  • Reader NES

    Pyramid review

    Pyramid provides an original take on Tetris, lumping isosceles right triangles into shapes you rotate and drop into a well until it gets filled. Shapes lump into the general structure when they touch something below, and if you fill up a…

    aschultz · May 27, 2004

  • Reader SNES

    Kouryu Densetsu Villgust: Kieta Shoujo review

    One of the greatest joys of playing a role-playing game comes from watching characters that start out as weak as a newborn child evolve into a force powerful enough to topple evil beings possessing godlike might. In that aspect, you could…

    overdrive · May 27, 2004

  • Reader GameCube HG exclusive

    Pokemon Colosseum review

    It almost seems pointless even writing this review. Because, what we are dealing with is unquestionably the biggest franchise in videogames history. A franchise that has polarised the audience like none other before it. It can be said of…

    cheekylee · May 26, 2004

  • Reader NES

    Hercules no Eikou II: Titan no Metsubou review

    One thing that has remained a constant in video gaming history is that if a company comes up with a wonderful idea, other companies will jump on board and attempt to create their own games using said idea. Take Enix’s legendary Dragon…

    overdrive · May 26, 2004

  • Staff PlayStation 2

    Devil May Cry 2 review

    Any time I found someone that offered a vague sign of a challenge, I'd just back away, jump into the air and start firing rounds of ammo like they were going out of style. My opponents would then lazily meander toward me, at which point…

    Jason Venter · May 25, 2004

  • Staff PlayStation 2

    Disgaea: Hour of Darkness review

    Disgaea belongs firmly in the first camp of superior tactical roleplaying games, although it should be noted that it’s hanging by its fingernails off the edge of the cliff. The requisite tactical gameplay needs some tweaks, but this is…

    Stephen Greenwell · May 24, 2004

  • Reader Nintendo 64

    Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers review

    Having solved numerous other adventure games since finding Shadowgate many years ago when I was but a boy, I still always seem to find myself coming back to it. It's truly a great experience -- brooding, challenging, discreetly humorous…

    sapharos · May 24, 2004

  • Reader PlayStation 2

    Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits review

    A goal almost universally sought after in this day and age is a sense of self. From people, to bands, to companies, identity is a pinnacle that most everyone wants but few realize. Even video games fall into the pool of this unspoken…

    jdog · May 24, 2004

  • Reader PC

    Cobra Mission review

    Face it, your first intimate encounter can be a mortifying experience. Where do you put those clumsy hands of yours? And, oh my gosh, what are you doing with your mouth?!? Don’t let your inept fumbling plunge you into the depths of…

    woodhouse · May 23, 2004

  • Reader PC

    Pretty Girl Makiro review

    Pretty Girl offers a different perspective than most other adult bishoujo games. Disposing of the idea of a male lead character surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls, the developers of this game made the main character a female... and…

    woodhouse · May 23, 2004

  • Reader Game Boy Color

    Chase H.Q. Secret Police review

    Chase H.Q. must have made quite an impact in the arcade. Released in the late 80’s, the game was soon ported to most every console and handheld system in existence at the time. Most of these ports did their best to emulate the original’s…

    woodhouse · May 23, 2004

  • Reader Game Boy

    Chase HQ review

    Before I became a licensed driver, many of my weekend nights were spent roaming the darkened aisles of the local arcade. On occasions when I had some extra money, a couple of my tokens would invariably end up in the belly of Chase H.Q…

    woodhouse · May 23, 2004