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  • Reader NES

    The Adventures of Bayou Billy review

    Billy's girlfriend, Annabelle, has been kidnapped by an evil, mustachioed madman with the not-so-scary name of Gordon. It's up to Billy to try and rescue his treasured damsel in distress (what a unique storyline!). It won't be an easy task…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Toejam & Earl review

    Two totally different looking aliens are cruising through space in their weird rocketship that resembles a sort of sled with a TV-shaped body. Something goes wrong and it takes a horrible crash. The impact was so severe that the various…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Taz-Mania review

    That popular Tasmanian devil that we all know as Taz is sitting at home one day listening to a family member tell a compelling story about how the land of Tazmania was once ruled by giant prehistoric seabirds. We all know that Taz is among…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Sub-Terrania review

    When the Genesis was the hottest ticket in town, I found myself in dire need of new games. I saw Subterrania's cool box art and the back of its box, and I wanted it badly, even though this type of game (using aircraft to complete missions)…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Streets of Rage 2 review

    STORY: Only a year has passed since the trio of Adam, Axel, and Blaze overthrew the evil syndicate, Mr. X, making the city's deadly streets peaceful. The fighter who seems like the perennial favorite from the first outing, Adam, has been…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Streets of Rage review

    Axel, Blaze, and Adam are three bad ass ex-cops who are taking it to the streets so they can make an attempt to clean the city up of all the smelly, good for nothing punks that are polluting the area. A madman named Mr. X is at the head of…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Rocket Knight Adventures review

    The joyous Kingdom of Zebulos has suddenly come under attack from the evil Devotindos Empire. Zebulan forces were not powerful enough to put a halt to the various armies made up of pigs, so it's up to a brave opossum named Sparkster to try…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    OutRun 2019 review

    ''The need for speed.'' An insatiable thirst that few possess. What is it about driving real fast that those speed demons like so much? Is it finding out just how high they can make that speedometer go? How about the unforgettable feeling…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    NBA Jam review

    Back in the days when the majority of sports titles attempted to be as realistic as possible to force consumer eyes to widen, the makers of NBA Jam decided to go against the odds and try something different. Instead of the boring, everyday…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Disney's The Jungle Book review

    Mowgli is a boy who has had a life different from that of most of us. He was orphaned while only a newborn, and he ended up being raised in the jungle by a pack of wolves that somehow managed to change those dirty diapers, provide him with…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Genesis

    Cool Spot review

    Like the title suggests, in Cool Spot, you get to control the cool little red spot that walks and wears a pair of shades. Seeing that this unsung celebrity has been stuck on billions of 7-up cans and has been seen in a few commercials, the…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Tetris review

    When the Game Boy's Tetris (the original version of the classic) first showed its face to the world in 1989, it sent a shockwave throughout the globe and almost every gaming soul was instantly hooked on it. I remember playing it for the…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Super Mario Land review

    After nearly five years of platforming excellence, including the game that pretty much saved the video game industry from doom (Super Mario Bros.), Nintendo released the Game Boy. You just knew that yet another Mario game was going to be…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Qix review

    We remember certain things for years to come simply because of how weird the item or occurrence was. One example for me took place in the summer of '93, while I was twelve years old. Me and my dad took a trip to the beach like we did…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Paperboy review

    Being a paperboy isn't an easy job. Think about it. You have to get up early, you have to throw the papers just right, and you don't get paid much. But the paperboy in Paperboy is different. The Daily Sun reports that the paperboy ''earns…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Pac-Man review

    I'm pretty sure most people who have ever played a video game in their life have probably played Pac-Man at one time or another. If not, read on to hear about what this classic has to offer for the Game Boy. In Pac-Man, you must control a…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Lock 'N Chase review

    To be overlooked is to be virtually unknown; it's to be a great game that you never hear many, if anybody, brag about. Lock 'n Chase for the Game Boy is just that, terribly overlooked. On a usual trip to Wal-Mart with saved up cash on hand…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    The Castlevania Adventure review

    We've all heard the saying, ''Don't get your hopes up,'' more times than we care to remember. After the success of the Castlevania series on the NES, fans couldn't help but to get their hopes up higher than stratus clouds in a winter sky…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader Game Boy

    Boomer's Adventure in Asmik World review

    They say that good things come to those who wait. I had a certain parent that never played many video games at all, but for some reason, she always wanted to have a say in which ones I purchased. It wasn't because she was worried about…

    retro · October 31, 2003

  • Reader NES

    Super Mario Bros. review

    Don't you want to go back to your childhood? You didn't have a care or worry in the world, apart from school and the dreaded homework. For over ten years, you swore you couldn't wait until you were finished with school, because you hated…

    retro · October 31, 2003